Post by bramblett05 on Sept 5, 2016 23:36:54 GMT
You remember when X-Play would show those "it came from Japan" games and they would be beyond perverted.....well enter Gal*Gun where the point of the game is making your true love fall for you by giving her using pheromones and Doki-Doki....not.lying.one.bit... I mean there is a 90$ DLC to see boobs and while yes what guy doesn't love the bewbs....this has some ridiculous pricing and "DLC" that it makes me wonder how the meetings went and what made the team go "we need DLC that makes boobs big and DLC to just make girls naked and charge pervs 90$." Other than that welcome to the longest game to load in all of Vita's lifespan so far and nope not even joking when I say Borderlands 2 doesn't have jack on the loading with this one.
You play as a student who is named Houdai and after speaking with your long time friends Maya and Shinobu, an angel named Ekoro shoots you in the butt and makes EVERY girl want you but of course your two friends because they're demon hunters. Only in Japan does this happen though we have a simulator where you fall in love with birds so guess we are even in games so absurd you can't help but wonder how. Gameplay is part visual novel and part old school on rails first person shooter like Time Cop or other arcade and Sega CD games. You earn your currency which is feathers by completing levels, ranking up and doing missions. Those can be used in a shop to buy health level ups and attack as well as oddball things to level up or lower your personality traits which you get to choose before starting.
I could say gameplay is fun but on Vita it's slow and I mean 90 year old grandma trying to aim which doesn't help when zoomed in trying to find optional items or a spot to aim on girls when surrounded. This has got to be the most odd game on Vita andI played and reviewed alot and on a meter from one to 10 this scores a 9999 on a WTF scale. The minigames are the parts that make you have a girl's butt in your face to get her unstuck.....yea. If you can handle long long loading and miss on rail shooters I say go for it. If you want to get good games on Vita then pass.
Score 6.9 Out Of 10
+Most oddest game on Vita
On rail old school action
Butt stuff
-Don't play this in front of people
Aiming is slow
Game gets boring
Just what happened to get this game?